‘n Erekode?

Het mans ‘n onbewustelike onderling ooreengekome onafgespreekte erekode teenoor mekaar wat vrouens nie het nie?

Lees die onderstaande stukkie en vertel my gerus of jy al soorgelyke ervarings gehad het….

Ek het al baie kere met ‘n girl aan my sy iewers gestap en bitter min ouens (indien enige) sal ooit vir haar ogies maak terwyl ek in die omgewing (langs haar) is.  Stap daardie einste meisie egter alleen rond, dan is die kanse baie goed dat sy heelwat meer aandag van ander ouens sal kry, want ek date mos net sexy girls.  Selfs al gaan jy saam met haar uit, terwyl jy in die omgewing is sal ‘n ander ou nie sommer naderstap en ‘n geselsie met haar alleen aanknoop nie.  Hy sal moontlik nader kom en eers jou groet en dan dalk so paar woorde met haar wissel – as hy dink sy is werklik besonders cute.  (Wat weereens gereeld gebeur omdat ek net cute en sexy girls date.)  Sodra jy egter natuurlik jou rug draai is jou girl fair game en sal daar dalk so paar manne soos honger aasvoëls op haar neersak vir ‘n geselsie voor jy terugkeer.  Natuurlik net om ‘n selfoon nommer uit te ruil of so… maar hulle gaan dit nie sommer doen terwyl jy daar is nie.

Girls aan die anderkant blyk effe anders op te tree.  Oor die algemeen blyk hulle nie ‘n blou duit om te gee vir hulle mede-vriendinne nie.  Loop ek alleen rond in ‘n plek dan word ek meestal uitgelos.  Het ek byvoorbeeld vir Jordan by my, dan hoef ek nie eers rond te kyk om te wonder met watter girl ek lus is om te gesels nie, die girls kom sommer vanself nader om te gesels.  En of ek nou ‘n girlfriend by my het of nie, die ander girlies word nie afgesit deur ‘n mede-meisie se teenwoordigheid nie.  As jy egter werklik aandag wil trek vanaf girls werk dit ook natuurlik heel goed om ‘n trouring te dra.  Om die een of ander rede is girls meer geneigd om met jou te gesels as jy ‘n ring aan het….

“Fokken vroumense het nie gewetens nie!” sis ‘n vriendin nou anderdag.  “Hulle sal jou boyfriend reg langs jou probeer verlei.”  

So hier is my stukkie advies vir die dag: As jy sukkel om ‘n date te kry, gaan na ‘n weeshuis toe, neem ‘n kiddie uit vir die dag en tel vir jou dates op by die dosyne….. of dra ‘n ring. 

Is jy effe mal??

As jy regtig wil weet, volg die link:

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Snaaks genoeg ( ) toets ek “High” in 3 katagorië… en ek dink dis nogal akkuraat en insiggewend. Weet egter nie of dit ‘n goeie of slegte ding is nie!! …want ek is te mal om werklik te weet!!

Die toets is nie bedoel as ‘n diagnose nie, maar meer as ‘n aanduiding.  Daar is ook ander toetse wat jy kan voltooi om jou beter te laat voel oor jouself sou jy effe depressed wees na die persoonlikheids-versteurings toets!  Volg hom dus gerus en as jy dapper is, vertel my die resultate.  My eie resultate sal ek eerder stilhou…

Feminine beauty.

There is nothing wrong with enjoying the sight of a beautiful women.

One has to be able to hold an ideal and at the same time see the world as it is. If one only sees the world as it is and has no ideal, that’s recipe for depression. And if one only has an ideal and does not see the world, that can bring about some harsh experiences.

My philosophy is that true feminine beauty is something to be appreciated. This enjoyment of the innocence and beauty of women, is an ideal. You can call it a fantasy if you will. But: twenty years ago the amazing world of the World Wide Web was a fantasy. And pocket-sized and ubiquitous cell phones were a fantasy. But the world changed. A few hundred years ago it was fantasy to travel between cities without meeting highway robbers. A world having decent plumbing and schools was a fantasy. But the world changed.

Without dreams and ideals the world doesn’t change. With them, it does. It’s not necessarily easy. We have much guilt in our minds, and the world has a big cultural lag.

But ideals and perseverance will always win in the end, that’s my philosophy.

W O W . . .

Hierdie is doodeenvoudig  S T U N N I N G vir my…

Right here – Stained

…beter sou ek dit nooit kon stel nie…

Die lirieke vir die song?

Right here – Stained

I know I’ve been mistaken
But just give me a break and see the changes that I’ve made
I’ve got some imperfections
But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face

But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I’d still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting

I hope you’re not intending
To be so condescending it’s as much as i can take
and you’re so independent
you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break

But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I’d still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting

I’ve made a commitment
I’m willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment
I found what I need in you

Why can’t you just forgive me
I don’t want to relive all the mistakes I’ve made along the way
But I always find a way to keep you right here waiting
I always find the words to say to keep you right here waiting

But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if I chose to walk away would you be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep me right here waiting

x x x x x

Vir jou wat nie hier lees nie….

….of comment nie.  Want ek weet hoe dit is….

…en hierdie…

…net omdat ek weet…

xxxxxxx

‘n Oplossing?

So ek verneem ‘n powersharing deal is op die kaarte in Zimbabwe?  En dat dit Maandag onderteken kan word en dat dit klaablyklik grootliks te danke is aan die pogings van die mediator, ene Thabo Mbeki.
Ja right…
Selfs al verander Thabo môre die Hartbeespoortdam se besoedelde water in die beste Franse bubbling champagne, is dit in my beskeie opinie so bietjie te min so bietjie te laat. Mediate hy nie al iets soos 5 jaar lank aan ‘n oplossing in Zimbabwe nie? Is hy nie die ou wat so hand om die blaas met Oom Bob staan en sy handjie in gelukwensing gryp op lughawens wanneer die res van die wêreld ten hemele skreeu dat ou Bob ‘n aarts-kroeker is tydens verkiesings nie? Is hy nie die ene wat as leier van sy eie party uitgeskop en vervang is deur ene Jacob Zuma nie?
So sorry Thabo, daai manne en die mense van Zim sou op hulle eie iets eventually net uitgefigure MOES kry, hulle praat mos darem nou al 5 jaar lank daaroor om talks oor talks te hou, so jou teenwoordigheid daar het net tot onnodige lewensverlies gelei. Ek hoop jy slapies saans baie lekker saam met jou gewete…

Dan sien ek ons paralimpiese atlete bly medaljes wen. Briliant!! Wens die atlete in hierdie land sonder enige gebreke kon verstaan dat mens na die Olympics toe gaan om iets te wen, nie om die teenstanders se bene uit te check en in die 1ste of 2de rondte reeds uit die bus te wetter nie. Maar miskien het hulle dan minder tyd om die countryside te besigtig….

O ja, ek hoor vanoggend op die radio 3 ouens is doodgeskiet en nog 2 gewond in Imbilo in KwaZulu-Natal naby Durban iewers oor ‘n verskilletjie oor die groote van ‘n ander ou se privates. Ek wed jou iemand wens vanoggend hulle het nie voor die krippe ge-comment oor iemand anders se size van sy whatshallwecallit nie. Watse tipe van ou gaan piepie in elk geval en dan check hy die ander dudes uit?? Dis flippen disgusting! En daai dude wat sy gun uitgeruk het moes werklik besonders gevoelig gewees het oor wat hy klaarblyklik NIE gehad het nie. Skiet ‘n klomp mense dood?? Genade, praat van overkill… plaas piepie hy het die ou se skoene nat.

Ek hoor nou die dag hierdie quote for the day op 94.7:
“All men make mistakes, married men just find out about it sooner.”

Nou ja, geniet julle naweek en al daai All Black ondersteunertjies wat hier lees, voorspoed vir julle span die naweek!

Lekker snaaks!

As die vorige post oor Gammastraal uitbarstings dalk vir jou bietjie heavy was op hierdie Donderdagoggend, gaan lees bietjie hierdie.  

http://cschoeman.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/goodday-how-may-i-help-yousmile/

Dit is een van die snaakser stories wat ek al daar by my sussie raakgelees het!

Gammaray burst.

NASA press RELEASE: 08-223
“NAKED-EYE” GAMMA-RAY BURST WAS AIMED SQUARELY AT EARTH

Gammaray burst

WASHINGTON — Data from satellites and observatories around the globe show a jet from a powerful stellar explosion witnessed March 19 was aimed almost directly at Earth.
NASA’s Swift satellite detected the explosion – formally named GRB 080319B – at 2:13 a.m. EDT that morning and pinpointed its position in the constellation Bootes. The event, called a gamma-ray burst, became bright enough for human eyes to see. Observations of the event are giving astronomers the most detailed portrait of a burst ever recorded.”Swift was designed to find unusual bursts,” said Swift principal investigator Neil Gehrels at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md. “We really hit the jackpot with this one.”
In a paper to appear in Thursday’s issue of Nature, Judith Racusin of Penn State University and a team of 92 coauthors report on observations across the spectrum that began 30 minutes before the explosion and followed its afterglow for months. The team concludes the burst’s extraordinary brightness arose from a jet that shot material directly toward Earth at 99.99995 percent the speed of light.

At the same moment Swift saw the burst, the Russian KONUS instrument on NASA’s Wind satellite also sensed the gamma rays and provided a wide view of their spectral structure. A robotic wide-field optical camera called “Pi of the Sky” in Chile simultaneously captured the burst’s first visible light. The system is operated by institutions from Poland. Within the next 15 seconds, the burst brightened enough to be visible in a dark sky to human eyes. It briefly crested at a magnitude of 5.3 on the astronomical brightness scale. Incredibly, the dying star was 7.5 billion light-years away.

Telescopes around the world already were studying the afterglow of another burst when GRB 080319B exploded just 10 degrees away. TORTORA, a robotic wide-field optical camera operated in Chile with Russian-Italian collaboration, also caught the early light. TORTORA’s rapid imaging provided the most detailed look yet at visible light associated with a burst’s initial gamma-ray blast. Immediately after the blast, Swift’s UltraViolet and Optical Telescope and X-Ray Telescope indicated they were effectively blinded. Racusin initially thought something was wrong. Within minutes, however, as reports from other observers arrived, it was clear this was a special event.

Gamma-ray bursts are the universe’s most luminous explosions. Most occur when massive stars run out of nuclear fuel. As a star’s core collapses, it creates a black hole or neutron star that, through processes not fully understood, drive powerful gas jets outward. These jets punch through the collapsing star. As the jets shoot into space, they strike gas previously shed by the star and heat it. That generates bright afterglows. The team believes the jet directed toward Earth contained an ultra-fast component just 0.4 of a degree across. This core resided within a slightly less energetic jet about 20 times wider. “It’s this wide jet that Swift usually sees from other bursts,” Racusin explained. “Maybe every gamma-ray burst contains a narrow jet, too, but astronomers miss them because we don’t see them head-on.”

Such an alignment occurs by chance only about once a decade, so a GRB 080319B is a rare catch.

Swift is managed by Goddard. It was built and is being operated in collaboration with Penn State, the Los Alamos National Laboratory, and General Dynamics in the U.S.; the University of Leicester and Mullard Space Sciences Laboratory in the United Kingdom; Brera Observatory and the Italian Space Agency in Italy; plus additional partners in Germany and Japan.

For related images to this telecon, please visit:

 http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/swift/bursts/naked_eye_telecon.html

CSI fan…

Terwyl ek gister so bietjie deur die www browse, kom ek op die volgende af daar by my Ostendo-vriende… 

Super detective...

I’m a Lesbian.

Kyk, dis nou nie in my aard om mense te veroordeel vir hulle lewenswyse nie, maar soms kan ek darem nou regtig nie help om te wonder oor party goeters nie.  Soos koekstampertjies.  Of wag, daar is seker ‘n polities korrekte woord daarvoor, maar Politieke korrektheid is SO laas Dinsdag. 

Beautiful Lesbians

Vat nou maar vir Ellen Degeneres en Portia de Rossi.  Altwee is vrouens.  Albei is baie aantreklike vrouens.  En hulle like mekaar!!  *Groot SUG*  Nou terwyl ek hulle nie kwalik neem dat hulle mekaar like nie, hel ek like sommer albei (maar Portia de Rossi is stunning), kan ek nie verstaan watse kick dit is wat hulle byvoorbeeld uit ‘n vryery kry nie.  Is girls nie veronderstel om ‘n MAN se hande op hulle boobies te like nie??  Ek kan om die dood nie imagine om my hande liefdevol deur ‘n ander ou se borshare te streel nie, (grrr… hoe gril ek nou!) so ek glo baie vrouens kan nou nie eintlik ‘n ander girl se ge’manicure’de hande oor hulle magies of so imagine nie.   So ja daar is baie dinge wat ek nie verstaan nie en hierdie is maar net een daarvan.  Is dit nie net frustrerend as twee sulke sexy girls vir dieselfde span bat nie??

So vandag dra ek op aan sexy en onverstaanbare Lesbians.  Julle laat baie manne kwyl al weet ons dis useless, moet net nie Butch wees nie, en als is fine.  So, as jy ‘n Koekstampertjie moet wees, wees ten minste so sexy soos een van hierdie twee oraait!